susanholmes777
susanholmes777
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 Posted: Post subject: Cute MtF in San Francisco seeks shy, awkward nerd |
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Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
I'm Susan. I've been in SF for a year and a half. There's trouble. Basically, poverty pushed my transition backwards so far I+ lost almost all the ground I gained when I started HRT years ago.
Unacceptable.
Here's the plan.
I seek a man willing to assist me with the following: hair replacement, hair removal, breast augmentation, minor facial surgeries and also help me fix the tooth I broke this winter. It'll take around 2-3 years.
He needs to live in the SF city limits, he should be reasonably intelligent, have a bit of a weird streak and be attracted to me. Nerds, gamers and such are preferred. Looks aren't an issue but you have to prove you can follow through on this, barring unforeseeable catastrophe.
In return, I move in with you, do the cooking, cleaning, deal with garbage, pets, cat litter. whatever,and basically be your amazingly awesome girlfriend that dropped from the sky one day.
I'm a catch - I'm smart, I cook, I'm relaxed, hard to upset, 4:20 friendly and independent. I'm a learned occultist and I like stuff that nerds like. I've a sense of humor, I read, I'm an okay carpenter and I'm no good at being mean. I'm clean, I dress nice, I fix stuff that breaks and I don't need you to go out dancing with me if you hate going out dancing.
I've a degree in theater, I think awkward nerds are adorable and, despite what one might get reading this, I'm reasonably sane. I just need some help right now, can't do it on my own, and a big nerd with a big heart that digs nerdy goth trans-women looks like It.
I work weekends at an after-hours club and can contribute financially but there's no money left for my transition. If that isn't moving ASAP my claim to sanity will be revoked with prejudice.
It's not as crazy as it sounds - we did it like this for centuries, and it's way better than the last idea I had. When the work's done, I don't know what happens. I guess we'll find out.
Still reading this? then Let's meet. Soon.
Love is the law, love under will
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