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`Indian chief walks into a pharmacist store,
Say's, "I want condom."
Pharmacist says. "Ok, Here you go, good brand."
Chief says, "mmm"
Chief comes back the next day pissed off.
Pharmacist says, "Whats wrong sir?"
Chief says, "Left nut go mmm, right nut go mmm, rubber go POW.
Pharmacist Says, "Not a problem, here's our best brand, Trogan."
Chief says, "mmmmmm"
Chief comes back the next day pissed off even more.
Pharmacist says, "Well, whats wrong now sir?"
Chief says, "Right nut go mmm, left nut go mmm, rubber go POW.
The pharmacist thinks to himself, "Holy s---, whats this guy packing?"
Pharmacist says, "Wait here sir."
Runs out back, grabs a bike tire inter tube, inflates it with an exhaust pipe.
Comes back & says, "Here you go chief, GOODYEAR, built to last!"
Chief says, "mmmmmmmmm"
The chief comes back the next day & buries a hatchet in the pharmacist head.
The assistant runs out & says, "What did you do that for???"
Chief says, "Left nut go mmm, right nut go mmm, rubber go OOOOOO, nut sack go POW!
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`Indian walks into a whore house.
Says, "I want woman"
The owner asks, "You got any experience with woman?"
Indian replies, "mmm none"
Owner replies back, "You see that tree out front? You better go practice."
After awhile the Indian returns & says, "I want woman."
Owner replies, "Well, got any experience with woman?"
Indian says, "mmm alittle"
Owner replies, "Well, get back out there & practice some more."
After a few hours the Indian returns & says, "I WANT WOMAN"
Owner says, "Experience?"
Indian says, "mmm LOTS"
The owner hands him a set keys & says, "Ok, go on up & pick yourself out a woman."
After a few minutes the owner starts hearing loud screams of pain from a woman.
He quickly runs upstairs to see what is going on.
He find the Indian fi--ing a womans cootch with a broom stick.
The owner yells, "What the ---- are you doing???!!!"
Indian replies, "mmm checking for bee's"
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