Eligibleowner, 60

I'm a straight, dominant male, looking for an extremely submissive, obedient, feminine woman to love and to be my slavewife. I'm intelligent - intellectual, even - apparently "normal" and masculine. But I'm very, very -----. I love traditional gender roles, and enforce them: I'll wear the trousers, you'll wear the skirts, and you'll like it, and you'll enjoy being closely controlled and taking direction. I insist on extreme femininity in a woman, and on perfect deportment: I'm watching every time you cross your legs and every time you reach into your handbag. I'll check your make-up for smudges, and your tights for ladders - and you'll know whether you've pleased me or not.

I'm a real minority taste, I know, and I'm looking for a really crazy lifelong passion. But if you're post-op (or soon to be) and would like to be with a seriously intelligent, red-blooded straight man; if you want a mad, unique, intense child-free uber-traditional marriage in which you call your husband "Sir"; if you want your appearance, behaviour and underwear to be subject to the most intense male scrutiny (you'll find shopping with me is a pleasure); and if you'd like a lovely, funny but very firm male leader in your life - then get in touch. It's best if you like the idea of being spanked, caned, tied up, locked in a cage and being awfully abused. Oh, and if you like the idea of training as a urinal.