Heavenandearth, 41

Top ten:

#10
Let's face it, you're getting old. But it just so happens that old women love me - In fact, it seems they can't hardly keep their mothball scented fingers off me.
This makes me a welcome addition to family gatherings, but it also prevents me from ever going into a Hallmark.

#9
I have a dog, and in case you haven't heard, chicks dig dogs. He will make you smile when you're down, lick your feet to wake you up, and knock s--- over with his
deadly tail. This is especially useful if your local bowling alley allows dogs.


#7
Tired of your men being unemployed? Forget about their lazy welfare asses and find someone with a career! I suggest you start with me. I love what I do and hope you do
as well!

#6
I have no intentions on ever becoming a suicide bomber. This should probably be number 1.

#5
If you enjoy learning, then you will love my curious nature and ability to regurgitate slightly relevant useless facts, especially about nature, and more specifically, cats.

#4
I am on a constant quest to rid myself of compulsive thought. Allow me to explain, .

#3
Making people smile is one of my favourite things to do, even if they have really poor dental hygiene. Something about making a meth-head smile that
warms my heart, and turns my stomach. Kind of like really spicey yogurt gone bad.

#2
I believe in patient discussion over hostile emotions. I'm open to hearing that I've unknowingly said or done something hurtful, and I'm willing to work
through it with care. I will not feed your fire, so if it's 2pm soap drama that you want, find a couch somewhere else.

#1
I am constantly evolving into something greater than my self. I will continuously challenge my own beliefs for growth, and be open to ideas that are not my own.
I will always do what I can to treat everyone with respect and be as sincere as possible.

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