Titles are for doctors, and I'm just a punk.
Titles are for doctors, and I'm just a punk. Well, what is most important for those of you who might be reading this? For one, I'm not gay, I don't life the gay lifestyle, and I don't go prowling for guys. I'm attracted to the feminine figure, there's just a few anatomical bits and pieces that I have any preference on.
I can make anyone laugh, I'm confident in that.
If there's an awkward moment, I'll always make it better. Be it by making it awkward to the point of being comical or otherwise.
I'm not a --- pig. I won't try to get into your pants unless it's warranted. I'm just as comfortable with talking.

If you have any other questions just ask, I promise it won't be awkward.