Twistedrabbit, 39

I am romantic, but logical. I have my head in the clouds, but feet tethered to the ground. For someone who does all the things I do, I think I'm a pretty stable person.

I am a crossdresser. I'm not gay. I don't do it in public, and it doesn't really define me as a person, but it is a part of my life and I am very open about it to my friends and of course anyone interested in dating me. I'm looking for a woman who is capable of liking the male and female side of me.

Also I'm a mime.
Run for the hills now.

I'm a chameleon. Actor, artist. I have an elastic face, and I work as a professional mime in a singing robot mime band. I love creating weird stories with my work, be it a painting of two cowboys with lawnmowers for heads or an abstract pantomime piece about...an emu who...befriends a sausage only to discover said sausage's delicious-ness and eats his friend. Yeah, I think someone needs to hire me as a director so I can have enough money to ...buy like a giant gold toothbrush or something.

Anyway, I don't like worms, maggots, snails, slugs, grubs, or leeches, but I do like snakes...and giant millipedes are horribly terrifying creatures. But you knew that because s---, they have like 5,000 legs. Anything that has more than...3 legs is terrifying.

I like levity. If you can't laugh at least once a day you're waisting precious time not laughing. That, or you are incapable of laughing due to some tragic laugh-related injury like maybe you got into a cream pie delivery truck pileup or something.

I pass my days working a lot. Miming has taken over a lot of my life as the group keeps picking up more steam. In my free time I watch too many movies and will log on to World of Warcraft if the mood strikes. I really love movies though. I'm also obsessed with Halloween.